“Here’s where I die, I think.” Fuck you house of leaves you useless shit……The story I heard was that the dealer grabbed his baseball bat and tried to beat the fucking life into me.
…Oh shit.
“Her eyes were lit with an exquisite fire.”
Fuck yeah Dorian Gray“How could the Nile form from melting snows, if it comes from hot areas?” MY LIFE’S QUESTION! I HAVE FOUND YOU~
“Among them was Britain’s anger over continued American insistence that it sell off major assets in return for U.S. aid.” Citizens of London
LOL WHAT IS LIFE?!?!?!
One morning, however, he awoke before dawn, reflected long on his bed, and at last spoke to his heart: “Why was I so startled in my dream that I awoke? Did not a child step up to me, carrying a mirror?”
This actually means a lot to me.
..still as a stone, smoking cigarettes in complete silence.
i can live with that.“Fashion a replica of their currency”
…This could work out for me.
“How wonderfully these sort of things occur!” -P & P
SURPISED FACE
“IN A FIT OF DESPAIR AND SELF LOATHING, I READ THE ENTIRETY OF THE GRAPES OF WRATH.”
“What are you telling of, Pip?” cried Joe, falling back in the greatest amazement.
OK THAT MADE NO FUCKING SENSE
”Sure, when I meet the right man.”
That made total sense.
“Pero, ante todo, has dejado de fumar, vistes ropa bonita, llevas dos calcetines del mismo par, hablas italiano, has aprendido a elegir el vino, a usar el ordenador, ahora duermes por las noches y te levantas por las mañanas.”
Won’t translate but that… Fuck. That made so much sense…
“He says I promise I won’t come inside you.”
Okay.
(via drocellcaines)
OOC;;
Okay you guys. I REALLY need to finish this homework.
I’m SO good at procrastinating.
I really HATE geometry.
Oh..my maths…it’s moldy…
guys what age are you??
@__@ 15. A sophomore xD
Ohmygod no way! Me too!
But I took geometry last year. Bad idea.
I’m supposed to be writing an essay on nationalism right now…
are we talking homework
I have a critical essay I need to write yet.
and age…am 17 wbu?
I should be writing a Japanese essay on friendship. It’s hardcore guys.
Just write about this orgy, baby.
My teachers will love that. “My friends and I roleplay anime character online. Usually having sex. I roleplay demon triplets who are constantly horny and don’t actually speak.”
100% man.
Anonymous asked: MAY I POP ALL OF YOUR CHERRIES?
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!?!?!?!
OOC;;
Okay you guys. I REALLY need to finish this homework.
I’m SO good at procrastinating.
I really HATE geometry.
Oh..my maths…it’s moldy…
guys what age are you??
@__@ 15. A sophomore xD
Ohmygod no way! Me too!
But I took geometry last year. Bad idea.
I’m supposed to be writing an essay on nationalism right now…
are we talking homework
I have a critical essay I need to write yet.
and age…am 17 wbu?
I should be writing a Japanese essay on friendship. It’s hardcore guys.
(via redmadame)
I heard there was a disgusting old man attempting to sully my masters?
Sir, you do not know who you are messing with.
Him? Oh, I know him all too well. Some people, should stay dead. As I will not allow him within an inch of my master.
How utterly disgusting, to think that his hands are worthy to even reach them.
That man..is the most disgusting human being I have had the misfortune of encountering. But also, have had the pleasure of ending his life. I can do so again, rather simply. I will not allow him near my master.
Are you the white knight this evening, Claude? I have already sent Tonchinkan out to destroy that human.
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